My brother says “shit happens” in response to everything

My brother was given a “shit happens” mug because of this

My brother loved his “shit happens” mug like a child

Last week, my brother dropped his “shit happens” mug

You probably know what his reaction was



o1. I’m in a relationship
o2. I can’t eat sugar
o3. I am in love
o4. I think Bush was an awesome president
o5. I think gay marriage should be approved
o6. I enjoy playing my music loud
o7. I like to decorate stuff
o8. I love the color silver
o9. I have too much free time
1o. I love hugs!
11. I like to take pictures
12. I am a blonde
13. I love Vanilla Coke
14. My parents are divorced or separated
15. I get amused easily sometimes
16. I hate my sibling sometimes
17. I love all my friends to death
18. I have been to the world of my own at least once
19. I love Aladdin
2o. I’m afraid of losing loved ones
21. When I get home the first thing I do is get on computer
22. I need to apply myself more.
23. I need more sleep
24. I like to write poetry
25. Hypocrites piss me off
26. I wish I could ride a motorcycle
27. I don’t like chocolate much
28. I have weird dreams
29. I don’t have a shower
3o. I love to swim
31. I’m scared of changes
33. I don’t do extracurricular activities
34. I’m too lazy
35. I am an atheist
36. I tend to hate jerks
37. I’d rather have a small group of close friends than a large group of friends that I didn’t know all that well
38. I’m easily hurt
39. I’m an Internet nut
40. AIM takes up 1/4 of my life
41. I like giving gifts
42. I enjoy receiving them as well
43. I’m quiet in class and loud with my friends
44. I love watching films
45. I am very crazy at times
46. I know how to play the flute
47. I love where I go to school
48. I hate my homelife
49. I don’t like eating
50. I leave school soon
51. I am an impulse spender
52. I only ever seem to drink pepsi/coke
53. I have lots of nicknames
54. I eat too much junk food
55. I’ve had a Xanga for over a year
56. I’m tough on the outside, super sensitive on the inside
57. I love video games
58. I am shy at first
59. I’m scared that the entire world hates me
60. I love sarcasm
61. I’m a bit blonde at times
62. I think I scare people sometimes
63. I think snobby people suck
64. I hate it when people judge others without knowing them well
65. I prefer the internet to the TV
66. I can cry and not be sad
67. I shower
68. I interrupt people a lot
69. I hate it when people ignore me or irritate me
70. I’m quiet, then I come out with random outbursts
71. I have a lot of pet peeves
72. I hate scratched CD’s and DVD’s
73. I love blue eyes
74. I hate acting girlish
75. I’m a very messy person
76. I want more piercings
77. I hate my figure
78. My friends are loud but awesome
79. I sleep on my side
80. I appreciate nice things that are done for me, even if it’s just a compliment
81. I’d love to have the money to buy things for people for no reason at all
82. Iced coffee is the best
83. I want to get my ears pierced again
84. I want my belly button pierced
85. I like sitting around doing nothing if it pleases me
86. I don’t like talking to new people
87. I love horse back riding
88. I’m a daydreamer
89. I never want to get married
90. I like clean sheets
91. I love to ramble about random things
92. If I leave my hair to dry it goes curly
93. I don’t sleep much
94. I loathe sunbathing
95. I’m scared of the near future
96. I hate it when parents take sides
97. My starsign is virgo
98. I share my Birthday with best friend.
99. I love recieving Xanga Comments
1o0. I’ve rode in a hot air balloon
1o1. I’ve bowled left handed
1o2. I love popcorn
1o3. I’ve liked my best friend before
1o4. I wake up to an alarm clock
1o5. I hide things under my bed
1o6. I hate closed-minded people
1o7. I have gone sky diving
1o8. I’ve written a book
1o9. I love Def Leppard
11o. I make wishes on “11:11”
111. I’ve played lacrosse
112. I have the same best friend since kindergarten
113. I absolutely love cute/weird socks
114. I know what I want to be when I grow up
115. I write in cursive
116. I paint my nails
117. My best friend lives in another state
118. I watch T.V. to fall asleep
119. I try to always do my hair in cute styles, but it never looks good.
12o. Whenever I’m bored, I usually resort to dumb quizzes like this one.